Lemony Snicket Merchandise

You must be a glutton for punishment. We hear that you Series of Unfortunate Events readers are seeking Lemony Snicket merchandise. Some people just never learn…

Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events Downloadable Audio Books
If you wish to listen to the injurious information found in the Snicket Files, you may download the books to your computer or iPod.

The Horrendous Heap
This set contains all 12 of the books in the series thus far. This would be the perfectly pitiable present for anyone you love (if they’re still alive that is) who loves Lemony Snicket.

Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events Video Games

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events Original Soundtrack
Make the melancholy mood last even longer with the Lemony Snicket soundtrackCD.

Perilous Parlor Game
Now you can play the Lemony Snicket board game with your loved ones. At least you have loved ones, unlike the Baudelaire children, whose parents perished suddenly in a fire, and Lemony Snicket, who lost his beloved Beatrice. Lemony Snicket Perilous Parlor Game

A Series of Unfortunate Events Magic 8 Ball
Ask a question of Lemony Snicket Magic 8 Ball and then turn for the unfortunate answer. No doubt
your future will still be more pleasant than that of the Baudelaires.

Lemony Snicket’s Catastrophic Card Game
If you want to play a cheery card game, you might want to pick Rook or even Rummy instead.
But, if you insist….

Puzzling Puzzles
(Activity Book full of bothersome games)
Lemony Snicket’s Puzzling Puzzles

Lemony Snicket’s Blank Book
Lemony Snicket Journal
I suppose this would be the item to purchase if you wish to write down your own observations
and ideas about the mysterious meaning of V.F.D.

Ponderous  Postcards
Lemony Snicket Movie Postcards
For those really special friends, a Lemony Snicket postcard would be just the thing. Just be careful not to put your return address on them. You never know if Count Olaf might be reading your mail …

Lemony Snicket Audio Book
The Bad Beginning Multi Voice Recording
Try not to get into an accident while listening to these awful audio books on your car stereo.
Be sure to keep tissue handy to wipe away the tears.

Lemony Snicket A Series of Unfortunate Events Movie Poster Book
The Pessimistic Posters from A Series of Unfortunate Events the Movie
If you wish to gaze upon the Baudelaires, put these posters on your walls. Perfect for hiding the
entrance to the secret passageway.

Movie Posters
Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events Movie Posters

More Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events Movie Posters 2 (featuring Count Olaf)

Movie Book
Count Olaf’s Movie Book